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To Kornify.

Yesterday, drummer Andy Korn was crushingly good at Hyde Street. He pounded out beats to three songs, and every song blossomed under his assault. In fact, I think it’s high time the OED added a new word to the English lexicon, Kornify. Here is the definition I propose:

Korn-i-fy [korn-uh-fahy] verb,-fied, -fy·ing.

1. To make rock

2. The opposite of “Don Henley”

3. To add that which is thumpy

Thank you, Andy!